Drive by Bubbling

A recent mother, whom has drunken at least 8 cans of sparkling water, lactates out of a vehicle, normally towards an unsuspecting walker or a rival mother, using her bubbling powers on her milk, leads the milk to come out as a bunch of bubbles, shooting at a rapid rate, discombobulating her opponent in a dazed state of mind.

I looked out of my window, to witness a Drive by Bubbling, knocking down the mother pushing her stroller, and driving away down the street.

Awesome Dad

Often referred to as a living legend, pro golfer, and sometimes even as The Xbox Master. Many belive that an "Awesome Dad" is the most difficult thing to come by or find naturally.

Additional information - National "Awesome Dad" Day is typically held on July 7th by most families

Johnny: Did you hear that Jackson's dad is..... an "Awesome Dad"?

Tim: Woahhhhh!!!!!