randsteinfucker

someone who will do ANYTHING for anything. (in german) a worthless pile of shit.

that randsteinfucker blew me for a dimebag. what a worthless pile of shit.

donkey grab

while engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse grabbing the male by the balls and pulling as hard as one can until a donkey-like sound escapes from the male's mouth.

chuck donkey grabbed me in the locker room between classes. it hurt like a bitch.

gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

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splashzone

The area around the base of the urinal or toilet whereupon piss splashes whilst a person urinates. Not to be confused with 'splash zones' around swimming pools or at water parks.

"Honey would you please move your bunny slippers? They're in my splashzone."

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