too drunk to mario

adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.

a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.

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columbine black

adj. Used when describing someone's clothing, specifically trench coat, or similar jacket. Reminding one of the Columbine shooting, or any school shooting for that matter.

person 1: damn, that coat is like columbine black.
person 2: agreed.

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