the end of the world

Most hilarious flash animation ever. If you want to see it go to endofworld.net.

Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!

alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"

Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'

India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'

So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos

But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.

THE END

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playing with matches

A local band that rocks!
Also something that i do regularly to random things i see...like leaves and stuff.

ex 1. playing with matches ROCKS!
ex 2. playing with matches ROCKS!

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Rock

A type of music that is very inspirational. It is very loud (sometimes) and people like punks, goths, grungers, and other alternatives (and people who dont believe in labels) enjoy moshing to it. There are many types like alternative, emo, goth, punk, metal, and more, but nowadays most of the music we hear is either emo, pop-rock, or pop-punk. It was most popular from the 70's through 1994, or the year rock died (Kurt Cobain's death). In a rock band, there is a vocalist, guitarist, bassist, drummer, and sometimes a keyboardist. Sometimes the singer also plays an instrument, which is usually guitar, but can be the drummer or bassist. Most of the stuff on MTV is poprock, and it is not the true definition of rock.

Nirvana-Alternative/Grunge
Dashboard Confessional-Emo
Marilyn Manson-Goth
Sex Pistols-Punk
Guns n' roses-Metal
Poprock-Creed (no they are not grunge)
PopPunk-Green Day

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blink182

A "rock" "band" who, thankfully, broke up on February 23, 2005.

Blink 182 are broken up?
Yes since february 23.

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guitarist

See Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Tom Delonge (yes he is a pretty good guitarist for a pop-punk band).

Kurt and Tom are sexy guitarists. Jimi is just plain amazing.

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Phrase

used instead of the word "word", which has often been used as an exclimation or a replacement for a curse word. often used by stoners and/or gangster white boys

"Phrase Up!"

or perhaps

"Phrase to you mother"

or if you're feeling really extremem

"Phrase dog that is one phraseilicious ride you got there homie"

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peni

plural penises on one individual or several...or IN one individual or several.

"yo dawg, i have peni"
"They have peni"
"I like peni"
"Look! Peni!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My name is "plurl penises" ad i find it very offensive that the young ladies that came up with this definition used my name! HAHA

-Big sexy"

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