the end of the world

Most hilarious flash animation ever. If you want to see it go to endofworld.net.

Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!

alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"

Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'

India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'

So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos

But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.

THE END

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Kurt Cobain

Second only to god. Guitarist/vocalist for a band called nirvana. killed by his evil wife courtney love.

And when i say killed, i mean either drove him to the point of insanity, making him want to die, or hired a hitman to drug him up and kill him.

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Lithium

One of the best nirvana songs ever.

VERY sarcastic. talks about how happy he is...then how sad he is...i think thats why its called lithium.

Im so horny, thats ok my will is good!

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look at me

Word Used to Degrade one's performance and usually make the other person feel bad.

John: I just won the lottery
Dave: Well Look at Me!!

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the end

the only alternative rock station in Southern North Carolina except for 93.3 (the planet), which barely comes in, and 99.7 (the fox), the classic rock station.
It is played on 106.5

The end isnt as good as the planet, but it still rocks.

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Phrase

used instead of the word "word", which has often been used as an exclimation or a replacement for a curse word. often used by stoners and/or gangster white boys

"Phrase Up!"

or perhaps

"Phrase to you mother"

or if you're feeling really extremem

"Phrase dog that is one phraseilicious ride you got there homie"

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guitarist

See Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Tom Delonge (yes he is a pretty good guitarist for a pop-punk band).

Kurt and Tom are sexy guitarists. Jimi is just plain amazing.

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