sworker

Contraction of sex worker, mostly used on Twitter to stay within character limits of tweets.

I would never, ever fuck a Republican out of sheer disgust, but mad respect for the sworkers who can hold their noses and secure that bag (you should charge them more tbh).

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granddog

The adorable puppy your son or daughter just adopted in lieu of a human baby... in other words, as close to grandkids as you're going to get for now.

Check out this adorable sweater I got for my granddog! I'm taking it to him when I visit my son next month.

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