Childe's semen demon

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.

- I found childe's semen demon under my bed. It circumcised me.
- Wtf

Tunadch

A type of tuna born from the deepest place in the Abyss of Genshin Impact. It started talking one day and fell in love with Scaramouche when he was fishing, and got married after some time. They live in Fontaine now, as tuna can't breathe air. This fish has committed multiple crimes, such as cooking crystal meth (tuna pinkman arc) and doxxing minors on discord. It's also friends with the creature known as "Childe's semen demon", as they are seen as platonic soulmates.

- I caught Tunadch kissing Scaramouche under a bridge.
- Hot.