ppz

pl. noun: short for 'peepz' which is short for 'people'

deyz mad ppz up in here yo

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vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.

homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that

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freaky-deaky Dutch

Dr. Evil's insult of Goldmembers' accent

Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER

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mac 11

.380 version of a Mac 10

I got seven Mac 11s, about eight .38s, nine 9s, ten Mac 10s the shits neva ends..
-Biggie Smalls freestyle on stage
Madison Square Garden 1995

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weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

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Love Gun

use your right thumb to hold your right ring finger so your index and middle fingers can insert into a females vagina while your pinky is simultaneously penetrating her bunghole
(aka the shocker)

last nite, I shot her up Love Gun style >; D

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strobes

pl. noun: 1)the lights on a police cruiser
2)trippy flashing lights at a club that ppz under the influence really dig b/c it trips out their brain.

1.) so this pig flicks on his strobes when i passed him doin a buck 10.

2.) I only dig clubz wit strobes.

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