cherry wood

when a guy gets a hard on after having sex with a woman who is menstruating.

I got a cherry wood last night when I fucked my girlfriend!

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honky tonk blues

when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on

I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!

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naughty neighbor

a naughty neighbor is a euphemism for a woman's asshole

I wanna lick your pussy and your naughty neighbor as well tonight!

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kumquat

a euphemism for a little vagina

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy

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pussy text

when you text your girlfriend dirty messages

my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!

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black out piss

when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.

Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!

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funhouse

a funhouse is a euphemism for a vagina

I wanna put my cock into your funhouse tonight!

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