Tijuana Asspiss

That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.

A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes."

B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes."

A: "RIP Darell's rectum."