Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?