squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.

Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!

Muck

Yorkshire term for food. Very localised to Dewsbury area. Can be lengthened to 'muckment'.

"That was some good muck we had last neet"