Martha

Narrator, Martha
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre

Scientist
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-

Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks

Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there

Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!

Martha was an average dog
She went- (random sound)
And- (random sound)
And- (random sound)