jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

angus

Angus is a likable person but if you make them mad you are in BIG shit get out of there because once he is mad he goes full Scottish angry boi on you and 100m within is a no go zone also don't attack the characters in anime he likes or you will struggle to wake up the next morning but if you don't anger him he is very fragile. he also has a very amusing petty side especially when he is being a sore loser or just a damn pain in the ass with his hypocritical sense of humor. oh and you know he is angry when he says"okay buddy"

Angus: I threw my phone at my tv cuz I was gettting 500 ping in rocket league
friend2: pfft sore loser
Angus: how
friend 2: you rage quit over a game that means our a sore loser
Angus: Okay buddy, no it doesn't it's not a rage quit if I wasn't loosing and, blah blah blah blah blah blah etc
friend 2: see Angus is a sore loser isn't he
friend 3: yeah he is ngl