Liby Kawasaki

She is the type of girl who would eat sh*t off the floor. You know she’s not like other girls. She also ate her boyfriend tony and is currently looking and single. She’s a fat ass. She owns 17 cats that are all named butter. The cats are all very inbred but that’s okay. That’s how the cats are special to Liby . Because liby is also very inbred. She is very mean to her friend let’s call kally. She hits her with sticks. (if someone is reading this help) Liby will never find a boyfriend because although she has other bad qualities like eating people she can’t find a guy to like her for shit. In conclusion for some reason Liby still has two friends that keeps up with her bullshit.

“I just ran away from a cannibal”

“Woah, I’m gonna guess it was Liby Kawasaki “

Carlos Bandage

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.

“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”