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turd burglar

greg heffley

it's the bass solo, turd burglar, don't you know anything about music

by kalosianlitten December 28, 2022

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imprint

basically love at first sight, something jacob black did to renesmee, a baby, in twilight breaking dawn part 2 that definitely isn't weird or creepy at all

bella swam: YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER?????

by kalosianlitten August 31, 2022


cocolicious

an adjective used to describe a person's coconuts

cocolicious, dripping down your face
so delicious, bet you wanna taste
my coconuts

by kalosianlitten December 14, 2021