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According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
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Gotchacovid is what a person in charge says when he knows we're screwed.
President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
When something bad happens and people take to social media to rant rather than contacting their government representatives. It feels good but it does no good.
After what happened yesterday everyone went to their computers to gundurbate instead of writing their congressman.
When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.
I want to go do laundry but Luna is cataloggin' in front of the door.
My boss called and wanted me to work on my day off but I'm waiting for Amazanta.
MexiPepsi is the Pepsi version made in Mexico and contains real sugar.
MexiPepsi and Mexicoke contain real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
Both a physical and mental diagnosis meaning one can't remember the last time they achieved a functional erection.
Hey Keith my 22 year old girlfriend has a sister who's into older guys! Do you want to meet her?
Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.