happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

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semen hole

N. The tray one put a cup of semen in when making a donation. Often confuse with Robert De Niro's mouth.

Rick: I left mine in the semen hole.

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3rd degree ass play

Slang for ass rape in the heat of the moment. Used by darker races, in plea bargains.

A.A. Ron: Damn, the man always keeps a nigga down with dat 3rd degree ass play!

Lawyer: I think you mean 3rd degree rape.

A.A. Ron: Nigga, I know what i said.

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