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Ice Cream

• The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days

Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."

by kangaroobendaroo March 22, 2009

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