Oakmont high school is a place where itâs acceptable to be a whore and date your homies friends. Where senior guys try to get with freshman girls. Where the best fucking sport is girls tennis. Where every teacher minus few are racist. Where white kids think they are from the hood. They have a better record of setting smoke detectors off in one day than the football team winning in 5 years.
John: âOh you go to Oakmont high school, doesnât that one girl go there?â
Mark: âOh my ex? the one who cheated on me with all my friends, said the N-word and got molested by the band teacherâ
John: âYep thatâs her!â