squeeze one out

When you attempt to urinate or defecate due to the current convenience of a rest room and knowing that access to one will not be available for a long time there after.

(On a road trip)
"OK, we are making a rest-stop at this gas station. This is your last chance to use a rest room for 300 miles"

"I don't really have to go, but I better squeeze one out while I have the chance'

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Boomerang

A lonely person's Frisbee.

Millhouse needs to invest in a boomerang because he has no friends to play Ultimate Frisbee with.

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