dehari

Dehari is a surname of the most intelligient race on this planet, the Albanians. Deharis are known for their exceptional intelligience and incredibly large penises. So large you could hang a towel over them. They are also incredibly good looking.

I heard those two are Deharis, is that true?

Yeah man, they are hung like horses!

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butt time

When your cell phone accidentally facetimes someone you did not mean to while on your person.

Why does my sister-in-law keep facetiming me, does she really mean to or did she butt time me?

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