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Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not

Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare

by karlplant April 7, 2021


Reverse Mitosis

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)

Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?

by karlplant May 27, 2022