A man that is excellent at jacking off.
Not only was his hand going mock 5, he also blew his dick off! That man is such a wicked weener!
When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited
that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches
a insult for someone that is acting dumb.
Why did you jump off a 500ft cliff, your such a wicked wiener.