monopolize

to take up all of ones time playing monopoly.

I hate it when you come over and monopolize my weekend.

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Frodo

The short, funny friend, that makes everyone laugh. usually made fun of for short stature, but loved for humor and general silliness. Generally found in small villages and towns.

I love when Frodo comes over. She can't reach the top of the fridge, but she makes me laugh.

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Cathlamet

A small town where everyone knows everyone, and everyone they have slept with. Privacy is an abstract ideal.

Man, if we lived in Cathlamet, I would know who he's been with and could ask them how he is.

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