charver

See also charva.
This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.

No, we can't go shopping today, the charvers are after me again.

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eigenvector girl

A meme on the Magic thread. Originally created to counteract the "stfu fag" troll. Other meme-persons have subsequently appeared.

Also, see katie, megan, aram the saviour, gustav, lee, and Pokey the penguin.

"no, you stfu, fag!

-eigenvector girl"

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nutsmack

a man who masturbates excessively, usually to the exclusion of all other activities

That nutsmack, Dave, would rather stay home and jerk off than hang out with his friends.

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ERS

a card game, short for the full name, Egyption Rat Screw. I very easy game to play but confuses the hell out of people when theyre trying to learn. similar.

Wanna play a game of ERS?

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-D

Cyclops smiley. Designed by Katie. Extremely retarted.

Some random guy just gave me a million dollars! -D

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Poker

1. a card game normally involving bets of money
2. a code-word for a lady giving a man a blow job. Used with spit, snap, solitaire, cards

How about a game of poker, darling?

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non-offensive swears

What people too religious to swear say.

He insulted her with non-offenisve swears.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."

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