a man who masturbates excessively, usually to the exclusion of all other activities
That nutsmack, Dave, would rather stay home and jerk off than hang out with his friends.
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Verb.
When one succumbs his/her vagina lips/testicles inside of a jar of crunchy peanut butter, and runs up and smacks someone across the face with their hand.
Business Partner:
I SUCK THE CUM OUT OF HAIR GOAT TESTICLES!
Me:
I'LL RAPE YOUR FAMILY, THEN PEANUT BUTTER NUTSMACK YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
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