Chipmunked

While performing oral sex. The balls are separated with the tongue and pushed against the cheeks.
Giving the appearance of a chipmunk.

Trevor’s mom chipmunked me last night and he is really upset about it.

Squerk

When a junkie stands too closely to the edge of the road; the driver swerves to avoid them, and to prevent panic. the driver must make the sound “Squerk”.

(Sq-Wer-K)

driver notices junkie dangerously close to intersection, but still driving fast.
Passengers: “oh my god!!
Driver: “Squerk…”

Gunthered

When someone eats 3 fast food meals in 1 day (preferably from different restaurants, chugs a white claw, and than shits on someone’s chest.

Also a way to describe the occurrence of a misfortunate event occurring. Like being overcharged for an item, or any other event that results in an unfavorable condition.

I was over charged for my pizza; the pizza shop gunthered me on the price