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When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.
Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.
When a guy sticks his penis inside a slushie and creams in it.
Guy 1: Yo I just gave my man a wett slush bus, he slurped that shit up like it was gods piss!
Guy 2: Wow, sounds delicious.