Sompting

A very very very very boring village situated between Lancing and Worthing. Most people include sompting inhabitants with Lancing inhabitants but they are completely differnt. Lancing citizens are made up of chavs and "gangstas" whereas Sompting is made up of old people and posh wannabes. There are many horses and sheep taking up the area.

I am no chav you scoundrel! I am a sompting CITIZEN for life!

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Punting

rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)

Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!

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