sniss

the unintented release of urine while sneezing

I need to roll and change my drawers, I just snissed myself

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assumicide

When your assumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit assumicide.

Co worker: I assumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn't seem to mind when anyone else takes off.
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!

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yellow listed

a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'

Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Edith, she was yellow listed last week.

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