Youtube

(verb, adjective, noun) A New Swear Word

1. An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity

(verb, adjective, noun) A Literal “Gigachad”
2. An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence

(verb, adjective, noun)

1. A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams “It was I” and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and you start to get sick. The person then starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume.

“This person is a Youtube.”
You mutter with disgust.

(verb, adjective, noun)
2. A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like to get off at, pressing the button for you. They then invite you to view a genuinely funny “meme”—or otherwise known as “Mei Mei”—they found on TikTok. It makes you laugh and brightens up your day.

“Gosh, I really needed that”
It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need a funny Mei Mei to enlighten your wearisome days.

“Thank you kind stranger. You are truly a Youtube.”