Triple Dog Dehne

Triple Dog Dehne is a nickname given to those who have an awful, seal-like laugh, someone that interrupts incessantly, and loves Shirley Temple drinks. Aside from all of that, she’s an amazing, genuine, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her. Oh, and she can also fit 3 hotdogs in her mouth at one time.

Oh, you don’t know Triple Dog Dehne? She’s a fucking LEGEND.