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Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.

Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022


Ultimate Grouch

Grouching out so hard on OxyContin that you nod out and drive straight across a rotary.

Dude, did you see the rotary today? Someone pulled an ultimate grouch and pulled right through it.

by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022