Grizzizzle Bear

What you get when you cross a Black bear and a Grizzly bear.

Whitey #1: What do you get when you cross a black bear and a grizzly bear?

Whitey #2: I dunno.

Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.

Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.

Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.

Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!