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IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ
Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.
That's MY GIRL
Don't be fucking with my Elena AKA Tenzi Chacha - Kelsey and she said "I ain't worried about nothin" lol she cray cray and I love it
A sexy Bolivian who can definitely get the logistics to come to my house.
"Marcelo?! That's the dumb Bolivian I'm in love with! He needs to serenade me with a Bolivian Lamento before I pull an R. Kelly on me that I'd like." -- Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo
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A dumb a sexy Bolivian who is definitely invited to the Cookout and can clean my pipes. ;)
Damn Marcelo, you wanna fuck me in the ass again or what? - Kelsey over MMS
Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody
TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.
He can definitely lick my cookie - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil
He said he could lick my cono and make me go loco! - Kelsey about Juanjo Conuemil
Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video