William Stone

Oops, I definitely kissed him in the woods and streaked and played spin the bottle in Chatmoss back in 2007.

His mom was like WILLIAM STONE I'MMA BEAT DAT ASS

Pulling an R. Kelly

Peeing on 'em.

"I believe I can fly." I threatened to pull an R. Kelly on my baby daddy and he got scared. - Kelsey over threatening to give Calendario a pulling an R. Kelly

Ant

the guy with the BLSC that was with Savanah Paige

What is "BLSC?" It's big light skinned cock ;) - Kelsey to Ant. "You mean the same one with the gat stuffed in your mouth that used to sleep on your couch?" "Ja genau" - Kelsey

Bernardo

A cowboy who will give you the whip

I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.

Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP

I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey

Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.

"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

Edna

A BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman

She ain't no whale, she's a BBCW - Kelsey to Edna

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