Blumpkin Frosty

Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.

Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!

Blumpkin Cherry Bowl

Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT the first time a blumpkee receives a blumpkin.

This occurs when the blumpkee's deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. The IBAA(The International Blumpkin Association of America) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a Blumpkin Cherry Bowl. Less than 10 is considered to be a Blumpkin Cupa Cherries.

I wasn't sure if it was an official Blumpkin Cherry Bowl last night until I actually counted the terds. I though it was only 9 but the dingle berry I had dropped off at the end.

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