double commando

female: to wear neither panties nor bra

After swimteam practice, im going double commando because i dont have any undergarments with me.

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Four twenty

Adolf Hitler's celebrated birthdate.

It's four twenty, lets get blazed in memory of our misunderstood father. The Holocaust is liberal propaganda. ya' heard?

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candyflip

To candyflip, a verb. The original Manchester term used for eating E and LSD at the same time, referencing the candy "e" giving you sweet feelings and the LSD *flipping your punk ass out!*

When we went to those raves back in '90 and '91, a lot of people were candyflipping. The music was really fun to dance to and there weren't all these candy ravers and etards then.

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road rules

A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions

The new season of road rules is on crack

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kondo

Nepalese Slang for ass

She has a big kondo (ass)

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pesk

1) v. To annoy; to agitate. Other forms: pesking, very pesked.

2) Mocking other people by calling them stupid, a moron, laughing at them, and sometimes offending them with words such as f***, s***, b****, etc.

3) Hurting someone's own pride.

1) Brandon, your starting to pesk me!

2) Tony, watch your language before the whole world finds out that you pesk people and they'll end up hating you!

3) Sam, stop pesking me!

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chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

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