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The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.
I got a big stiffy, thanks to Johnson Controls.
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The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.
Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.
Derived from the term Hairy Scary (excessive pubic hair). The Harry Caray Hairy Scary occurs when you find public hair on your Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.
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A sense of biological urgency; knowing that if you release the pucker of your cheeks, there will be brownage on a biblical scale.
Honey, I can't walk any faster - I have a frisky biscuit.
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The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.