fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

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lost for him

- to be completely in love with some one unattainble. often used by foreign exchange students.

"Did you see Kenny? He's so cute. I'm totally lost for him!"

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Booty Music

Music that gets your booty moving and encourages outrageous dancing. This is not your average dance song, this is the ultimate dance song. Even nerdy white girls fall victim to the charm and pull of BOOTY MUSIC.

"This music is not conducive to my booty. Where has all the booty music gone?"

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whore list

a list made by mildly promiscuous teenaged girls comprised of their potential conquests. names are crossed off as the sex act is completed. they are posted in the bedroom of whichever friend is in the least danger of the list-owner's boyfriend viewing it.

"he's fucking hot, he is so on my whore list."

"so i totally got to cross corey off my whore list last night..."

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pulling a european

skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude toward europeans, just a way of telling someone that you skipped showering without the rest of the world thinking your disgusting and you stink.

"my alarm went off late today and i didn't have time to shower so i ended up pulling a european."

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prom dyke

when two girls go to prom together because they cannot find guys to go with them.

"no one asked me to prom, so i'm just gunna go with my friend emili. she's my prom dyke."

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free parking

A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.

"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."

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