Demote

The opposite of a promotion, sometimes get moved down a lot more than one position.

Dude, I heard you got your job switched around! Promotion?

Nah, I got demoted. I went from executive to secretary.

Sucks dude.

gfn

Good fucking night.

Used usually when stressed or angry.

Had a long day, cant wait to sleep. Gfn.

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Bae

Originally "Before Anyone Else" and meant as a good thing but is now just a distracting, dumbass thing to say. Used mostly by dumbass people who dont have anything worthwhile to say so the just yell Bae. A shithole way to annoy people.

People playing volleyball:
Gurl 1: I got it Bae!
Gurl 2: Ok Bae!
Gurl 1 misses ball.
Gurl 2: Good job Bae!
Everyone else: Groans. "Just hit the damn ball already!"

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Daquan from staples

An overexcited black employee from staples who sadly did not make his way into fame like Alex from target did, although he tried.

Have you heard of Alex from target?

Yeah he was on the Ellen show

Well what about Daquan from staples

... Dude you made that up

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Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.

Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass

Shag

Some people think that shag makes a nice replacement for swag. Well, that is, Americans. Little do they know that it is British slang for sex.

Oh, that's shag, man! Says one guy to his bro.

Person who knows the real meaning just sits in the background and laughs uncontrollably at the gayness.

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Fangirl

A species of the female race that many are convinced are rabid or mentally unstable, who will scream over any little thing their idol says does or thinks, and who often gather together in packs they call fandoms online with people they have never met, and sometimes these fangirls will even faint from happiness if they see their idol. Never get near one in the same place as their idol, they will deafen you and make you wish you were six feet under with their screams. You'll hear strange babbling nonsense come out of their mouths as the fangirling slowly drives them insane until their brains crack and they freak out completely and that is why you have to be very careful about taking girls to concerts.

Normal Person: Hey look it's One Direction-
Fangirl- EEK EEK OMG OMG OMG SQUEE ONE DIRECTION AAAAHHH AAAAHHHH I LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION AAAAHHH AAAAHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG EEK EEEEK EEEEEK EEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*hyperventilates and passes out*
*keeps screaming while passed out because, well, you know, they're insane after all*
Normal Person: I CANT HEAR ANYTHING I THINK IM DEAF HAS SHE STOPPED YET GOD I HOPE THIS ISNT CONTAGIOUS

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