Poggin-pie

A term of endearment used to describe a male child that emanates an aura of potential greatness, even at a young age. A man-child, usually a younger member of a generation comprised of head-removing asshole cousins. A name given to a child from a powerful mother-figure displaying the utmost love and affection.

"That little boy will save the world someday, he must be part poggin-pie."

"I look at myself and think, what would poggin-pie do?"
"....and on the eighth day...poggin-pie."

Keebutch

A person who says or does an outlandish or unbelievably idiotic thing. A person who is genuinely unintelligent or who cannot do anything intelligently.

Howah, kitney Keebutch, you can't eat all that Kraft Dinner without kechup! (Gosh, you silly fool, you may not be able to digest that macaroni food stuffs without a garnish.)

Keebitch

Female who is utterly inept and has no conceivable concept of common Sense. Female who makes life choices based on emotion, rather than logic or reason.

'dumb broad'. 'dumb ass broad'.

How come you shacked up with that cheating mooch again? Howah ya Keebitch. Spending your kids' child tax on beer again keebitch!?