cullum

A family friendly substitute for cunt, predominantly in the pejorative sense.

Originates from annoying jazz pixie Jamie Cullum who is, himself, a cunt.

It is surprising how little explanation is required when directly substituting the word Cullum for cunt, lending itself to the theory that Cullum is one of the countries leading cunts.

John? He's a total Cullum!

He did what? What a fucking Cullum!

Yeah I know him, he is a Cullum of biblical proportion!

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