April

Really pretty Chinese woman, super loud, doesn’t shut up, loves yelling at her significant other. She acts like she don’t love no one but she’s very loving and caring.

April loud af

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Dane

An albino looking blonde white kid who needs glasses, though the glasses don't actually help. His parents named him after a dog breed, so he's really depressed. He says he has no friends, but realistically, he has a friend or two. His girlfriend is also really ugly as well. Dane has a very tiny dick. He's also gay but in denial, so he has a girlfriend.

You see that albino kid over there? Yeah. He's a Dane.

I know right, what a gay ass Dane.