procrastination

If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

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dirty suzanne

When you throw up while giving a man a blowjob and instead of stopping you use your vomit as lube.

That bitch gave me a “dirty Suzanne” last night, and now I have chunks of vomit in my pubes.

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