a city in the oc that is full of rich yuppies. it's average for a high school kid from tesoro to get a BMW or Mercedes before they're even able to drive. it's often referred to land of the milfs because of all the hot moms that are prancing around with their botox face and fake boobs. the whole city is gated, i mean how more stuck up could you get to have an entire gated city. probably the most stuck in people in an already rich stuck up county.
Kyle: where are you from?
Kiki: Coto de Caza.
Kyle: oh land of the MILFS
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