Dutch It Up

When your friend hands you the bong even though it's pretty much kicked to the point most wouldn't even bother to hit it, but your mama taught you not to be wasteful so you torch that mother fucker until the ash is white as snow.

Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.

"This is beat."
"I'll be the judge of that."
"Alright, dutch it up, man."

TIMBS

Titties In My Ballsack.

A shortened swear for situations that warrant that level of implausible imagery.

Me: *steps on a lego while barefoot* SWEET LORD OF TIMBS, THAT HURT!

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