Smarth

Somebody who is a tiny midget and wears a tophat and has really tiny shiny black shoes and sounds like an umpa lumpa.

Someone give Smarth a hand getting on his bloody chair.

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Shibbered

When you get so shitfaced that you end up rubbing hummus on your anus and puke in the cat's litter tray.

Oh man I got so shibbered last night, i'm not sure what happened, but I woke up this morning next to a pot of hummus and red raw sore genitals.

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