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flied lice

a tasty concoction of rice vegetables and choice of meat sauteed in oil and soy sauce. often enjoyed with chopsticks.

My favorite dish at the Panda Inn is the flied lice.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

226πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009

76πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


dentist

a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.

I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!

by ken69 February 10, 2009

118πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž


vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.

Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

79πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


goute

inflammatory condition of the foot. definietly NOT a wound

I have goute. But, not to worry because my doctor sent me to a wound care specialist.

by ken69 February 4, 2009

83πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


boner doc

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

80πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


gayful

To be filled with gay. Much as gleeful is to be filled with glee.

As Timmeh was being reamed from behind, he was feeling very gayful.

by ken69 September 9, 2009

66πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž