stroke the mongrel's head

To masterbate, wank, jerk-off, thrap, tug, strum the pink darth vader, pull the pud, stroke the sausage, self abuse,

I think I`m going to stroke the mongrel's head before bed time

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Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

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